i sincerely doubt anyone still checks this, but i read the William McGonagall (The World’s Best Worst Poet) on wikipedia and its worth taking a look at:

“A lesser poet would have thought of conveying the shock of the people of Dundee. But only the true master could come up with a couplet like:

And the cry rang out all round the town,

Good heavens! The Tay Bridge has blown down.“